AGE: Younger than the seed, older than the tree.
HEIGHT: About half way between a Flugle and a Glumpy.
WEIGHT: Heavier than a distant memory and lighter than a deep thought.
GENDER: One like the other, different only in their sameness.
ORIGIN: A cosmic joke with a cryptic punchline.
NATURE: By nature they are one, by two they are nature.
DEMEANOUR: A cup half full in the old measurement, or Double Happy in the new measurement.